Step 2: Stand outside of the closed pub in the middle of the night and call him because you think that he's late but you can't just read through your beer glasses
Step 3: wake him up and realize that he wrote tomorrow at 11 not today.
Step 4: "reschedule" for tomorrow after work at 10:30 and don't apologize for misunderstanding the date and time - then walk home in the dark while venting to your BFF that he's a jerk and then realizing that it's not 11pm it's midnight and you probably woke him up in the middle of the night.
Step 5: wake up hungover and wonder what really happened yesterday.
Step 6: get a text from him asking if you're in for a beer tonight.
Step 7: get unpumped because he texts you a lot and with no useful information.
Step 8: sit in the bar for 20 minutes waiting for him reading a book and sweating.
Step 9: meet!
Step 10: realize that he genuinely believe girls are jerks for wanting to date on Tinder while he wants to meet people to hang out with because he's new in the city and you are not sure why you are there or at least that's what you think he said because it was a very loud bar.
Step 11: get the fuck outta there when you feel like it's not working
Step 12; uninstall Tinder.
* I had a really hard time illustrating this.
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