Where am I?
not sure about this yet
I used to have a cookie with milk every night
I don't anymore. I'm a vegan these days and my life sucks.
I haven't been touched by a man in years
As I was drawing this I realised I got kissed last year. yay. that doesn't count.
My favourite line
"I NEED A PASTRY!"
I thought you automatically got fit when you quit smoking.